December Crew Report

December Crew Report

Because we’re so hard to kill, we’ve agreed to serve as guinea pigs for some upcoming experiments by Windhaven Network. Consider this the December crew report. Long story short, there are some projects in the works, but the most notable thing here is that...
We’re Not Dead Yet

We’re Not Dead Yet

At first perusal, it might have seemed that Catdaddy Pirates was done for, not so very long ago. But we’re not dead yet. Far from it. True, this may be a simple act of defiance. But we’re not ready to go to our watery graves just yet. What we’re...
The Beatings Will Continue…

The Beatings Will Continue…

Just when we thought we might get to sun ourselves on the deck for a while, here comes the Cap’n wearing his new t-shirt. That never bodes well. And today his t-shirt said, “The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!” Now, we would never cast...
Partying In Dry Dock

Partying In Dry Dock

Yeah. We know the web site has looked better. That’s what happens when the rum-fueled orgies finally run their course, and you find yourself facing The Day After. We’ve mostly been guilty of partying in dry dock, waiting for that perfect moment to set sail...
Drinking Rum Before Noon Makes You A Pirate

Drinking Rum Before Noon Makes You A Pirate

Stumpy wasn’t talking much when the local authorities delivered him back to the ship. He was dirty, hungover and reeked of a combination of sweat and urine, with an undernote of rum for balance. He felt generally put-upon. The captain wasn’t happy and...
Blackbeard’s Final Stand

Blackbeard’s Final Stand

“Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.” ~ Edward “Blackbeard” Teach, before his final battle Blackbeard’s epic end has been obscured by legend and popular lore. But documents recently discovered deep within...