Mustang Sally

by Catdaddy Pirates

Partying In Dry Dock

Yeah. We know the web site has looked better. That’s what happens when the rum-fueled orgies finally run their course, and you find yourself facing The Day After. We’ve mostly been guilty of partying in dry dock, waiting for that perfect moment to set sail again, but never getting around to slipping back into the water.

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Drinking Rum Before Noon Makes You A Pirate

“Oh, it explains everything, sir,” Stumpy insisted, with a burp for emphasis, and pointed to the letters on the shirt as he read the words aloud. “‘Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic’.” Stumpy laughed. “It’s all right there, sir. Though I admit that didn’t really understand it before the rum. Amazing, that.”

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Catdaddy Pirates In Crimea?

Catdaddy Pirates have not occupied government buildings or surrounded Ukrainian military bases on the Crimean Peninsula, Captain Bill Thornton insisted Tuesday during a news conference near Moscow at which he gave an account of recent events that contradicts reports from the ground.

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