The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!Just when we thought we might get to sun ourselves on the deck for a while, here comes the Cap’n wearing his new t-shirt. That never bodes well. And today his t-shirt said, “The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!” Now, we would never cast aspersion upon the maker of said t-shirt, but the Cap’n has gotten himself an awful lot of free swag lately. Why, it’s enough to make any old pirate re-think his line of work, it is.

Far be it from us to complain, though. Not that it ever does us any good. We’ll just clip an “Aye, aye, Cap’n!” and keep on keeping on. What else can you do when your beloved captain is smitten by a green eyed doozee of a floozee from Tampa Bay? And none of us would begrudge ‘im!